We all know by now that Left Shark was the big hit of the big Super Bowl game, but he’s also pretty influential in military circles.
Well, at least he should be. Check out these famous military quotes with the infamous Gen. Left Shark, the hero we need and deserve.
Gen. James “Mad Shark” Mattis is not afraid to fail, whether behind Katy Perry or in front of Marines.
You shouldn’t be bummed just because you’re decisively engaged. Smile as you practice your marksmanship.
Gen. George S. Patton, Jr. reminded Katy Perry and Right Shark that if they can’t lead properly, Left Shark will make it’s own choreography.
Sure, there are plenty of dancers on the stage. But only one is Greek Left Shark Hericlitus.
Mad Shark Mattis reminds his enemies that, yes, he wants peace, but he has endless teeth to destroy those who don’t.
Sgt. Left Shark wants good morale, and he will have it by any means necessary.
Gen. Left Shark Patton Jr. knows how you win wars.
Gen. Left Shark Sherman brought great destruction across the South during the Civil War. When protests reached him, he was unapologetic.
Sgt. Maj. Dan Left Shark Daly might be able to live forever, but he doesn’t see any reason to.
General Douglas Left Shark McArthur never went in for ball point pens when firings pins were an option.