If you really think about it, troops and veterans have been trained for all the stresses of Black Friday.
You’ve been trained in making a plan, navigating difficult driving conditions, effective crowd control, and hand-to-hand combat when comes time to secure that one toy your little niece really wanted, and how to properly exfil the f*ck out of that mall before the rent-a-cops show up on Segways.
However, if you’re smart enough to avoid all of that BS and do your shopping online, then you’ve earned these memes.
(Meme via Crusty Pissed Off Veteran)
(Meme via PT Belt Nation)
(Meme via PT Belt Nation)
(Meme via Pop Smoke)
(Meme via Hooah My Ass Off)
(Meme via Smokepit Fairytales)
(Meme via Grunt Style)
(Tweet by Jack Wagner)
(Meme via Untied Status Marin Crops)
(Meme via Disgruntled Vets)
(Meme via Army as F*ck)
(Meme via Sh*t My LPO Says)
(Meme via Private News Network)