There’s no reason to be afraid on Friday the 13th. It’s not like anything terrible has ever happened in the military on Friday the 13th. Oh? There has? Like, a lot of times?
Well, just sit back, relax, and enjoy these memes. After all, it’s not like WWIII will suddenly commence over a few Tweets. Oh? It might? Well, that sucks.
On the bright side, our normally arbitrary number of memes released on Fridays is instead kind of festive today. So, there’s that.
(Meme via Air Force amn/nco/snco)
(Meme via Decelerate Your Life)
We’ve been preparing for war with Russia ever since the ’40s and it’s about to go down because of a Tweet?
Cool.
(Meme via Air Force Nation)
(Meme via /r/Military)
(Meme via Military Memes)
(Meme via /r/Military)
(Meme via /r/Army)
(Meme via Untied Status Marin Crops)
(Meme by WATM)
Fun Fact: Jason’s stalking sound is actually “ki-ki-ki, ma-ma-ma” and not “chi-chi-chi, ah-ah-ah.”
Here’s a source right here to prove it.
(Meme via Grunt Style)
(Meme via PT Belt Nation)
Tell everyone you’re just trying to motivate the stragglers in the back.
For some reason, people still believe that.
(Meme via /r/military)
(Meme via Pop Smoke)