Look, nobody get ninja punched this weekend and maybe we’ll stop getting these safety briefs every Friday. But who are we kidding? Someone is going to be on the carpet first thing Monday.
Oh well. Here are some funny military memes before the festivities start:
1. It’s gonna be out of this world (via U.S Army W.T.F! moments)
2. No such thing as a “touch” of food poisoning (via The Salty Soldier).
3. Stalin, you’re holding your fist wrong (via Military Memes).
ALSO READ: 6 new changes to expect at the Pentagon with Mattis as SECDEF
4. Come on. Push ups and flutter kicks are just good physical training (via Lost in the Sauce).
5. What the —!? Don’t do it! Think of the bad juju!
(via Coast Guard Memes)
6. You’re about to get eviscerated, buddy (via Air Force Memes Humor).
7. “My friends and I are here for the violence.”
(via Military Memes)
8. The USS New York is ready to visit freedom on everyone who seeks to destroy it (via Navy Crow).
9. Just pray that it’s a late sunrise and all the NCOs are hungover (via The Salty Soldier).
10. Yeah, seems about right.
11. New Air Force tattoo policy be like:
(via Air Force amn/nco/snco)
12. Remember: profiles are just suggestions until the commander signs off on them (via U.S Army W.T.F! moments).
13. Recruiters are like D.A.R.E. officers. “Just say no.”
(via Devil Dog Nation)
Special bonus meme 1:
(via The Salty Soldier)
Special bonus meme 2:
(via Devil Dog Nation)
