Celebrities are celebrities for a variety of reasons but mainly because they draw massive interest from the general population in one way or another. We watch them in the movies and enjoy their TV shows because they do some pretty incredible and entertaining things, and we wonder what it’d be like in their world.
But we also wonder if they could hack it in ours.
There are a few stars who also served, but we took it a step further and imagined what it would be like if different celebs joined the military, including what branch they belong in based on their personality (or our amusement).
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Check out the celebrities we’d love to see go through boot camp:
1. Andy Samberg (Coast Guard)
Well, he’s already on a boat.
Take a good hard look at the M***** F****** boat.
2. Gordon Ramsey (Marines)
He’d be perfect as a future drill instructor.
He was born for it.
3. Zac Efron (Navy)
There’s something about him sailing away that just works for us.
Have fun in boot camp Seaman Recruit Efron.
4. Miley Cyrus (Army)
She knows how to party it up in the USA.
You swing those hips girl.
5. 50 Cent (Air Force)
Let’s face it, they rarely get shot at and he could use a break.
Off to the recruiter’s office he goes.
6. Katy Perry (Marines)
Because she already has the uniform and the haircut.
Sing that sh*t girl.
7. John Cena (Marines)
He played one in the movie — he could probably pull it off in real life, right?
See, he’s using his MCMAP skills.
8. Dwayne Johnson (Marines)
He just looks like he’d be a good sergeant major one day.
Introducing Sgt. Maj. Rock.
9. Harry Styles (Army)
Because his time in the British Army didn’t work out too well #Dunkirk.
#RIPOneDirection
10. Jessica Simpson (Army)
She needs redemption for her movie Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous.
Although, she looks great in that uniform.
11. Zach Galifianakis (Navy)
He’d be a funny Top Gun candidate.
12. Kevin Hart (Army)
Who wouldn’t want this guy telling jokes after a drill instructor just went ballistic on a recruit’s unlocked foot locker?
So true.
13. Taylor Swift (Army)
We figured she’d get immediately married then divorced right after.
She knows. That’s why she’s laughing.
14. Kim Kardashian (Air Force)
No one would fail a uniform inspection with her in the squadron. (Might fail everything else, though…)
You gotta hand it to her — the girl knows fashion.
15. Justin Bieber (Coast Guard)
He can swim in ankle deep water.
Or doggy paddle if you have to. Which celebs could you see in the military? Comment below.