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1. It’s a good slogan, but not always the best game (via Military Memes).

2. 98.6 degree body temperatures are a crutch (via 11 Bravos).

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3. Go on, enjoy being more hardcore than the Air Force (via 11 Bravos).

They’ll keep enjoying T.V.s and footrests.
4. This is the face of your enemy:
(via Military Memes)

5. One of these things is not like the others (via NavyMemes.com).

6. Heaven: Where all the insurgents are literally demons.

7. Prior service level: Almost (via 11 Bravos).

8. Coast Guard: Nearly as challenging as college (via Cost Guard Memes).

9. “Let’s do two poses.”

10. Make a difference (via Military Memes).

11. That feeling you get when you realize …

12. Remember to check your sleeve when the retention NCO comes around (via Military Memes).

13. Everyone uses what they need to get the job done.
